"Giant Lady Love" is a song featured in Big Mac Attack. It is performed by Barry and Scott.


Scott': You have such a great zingling Barry. Boy, I'd do anything to feel a zing for a female.
Barry: Well I'm glad you asked me

How do know when you've a zing
Well you came to the right guy
A zing is like a roller coaster
So much love that you can't defy

Zings make you feel all heavenly
Sweet-hearted, yet proven
Just like a--7,000 foot giant
That's invading every human

Scott: A giant?
Barry: Duh...

But you're not an evil giant
You're a giant searching for zing
But there's not a lot giantesses on Earth to zing

So you dig up the entire planet and finally you find your zinger
Then you and you're zinger go on a date
And despite wreckage of state
She's your zing

Trust me that's exactly how it feels to have a zing

Then you and you're zinger swiftly flee to a Zing-In-Training-Love Bay
As you do you both dance oddly yet you don't care what your friends say
Then once your zingers fam come to loathe you
You retreat in your taxi
And you solemnly hug
While you share from a mug
Cause her parents aren't ready to accept that you're her love
That's how you feel when you've a zing
Chorus: Find yourself a lover to zing
Barry: Tis how you act when you feel zing
Scott: Um, I still don't understand
Barry: Okay, let me put it another way

Imagine you're a mermen who's pale with floppy gills
And you're eager to find a zinger to zing
But Atlantis is a giant place and all the mergirls you know have been taken
So in order to increase you're options
You re-emerge to watch the sunset come
Not a lot of fish in the sea for just one love
Suddenly you see a cruise-ship and is caught inside it's fish net
You're raised and you see a Being girl sharing a zing between you
Her cheeks blush, you rub it then she releases you on the cruise
Her best friend, he gets envious and kills you with Crackakis then you die
Chorus: Kills you with Crackakis then you die
Barry: Watch out for the cronies when you zing

Scott: Thanks for the advice, B.
Barry: That's why I'm here

Guardians of Camoria songs
A Main Changix Someday
A Twosome
An Easy Life
Babysit the Boy
Be Prepared!
Be Prepared!
Be Prepared (reprise)
Better Than Ever
Creature of Your Dreams
Creature of the Prophecy
Cruel, cruel world
Crystals of Life (song)
Cyclops Cry
Daddy's Kids
Define Peace
Equeria's villainous foe
Fabulous Food!
Father Knows Best
Fauna/Flora Have Feelings
Feel like a Billion
First Time Since Forever
Flawless Is Me
Friends From Another Side
Good Family
Guardians Song
Hotsome Like Me?
I'm Looking Out For Me
I've Got a Golden Child
I Can Do It Alone
I Saw My Faults
In Your Dreams
It's Time to Say Goodbye
Let It Go
Let it Go
Like Other Guys
Love Will Go Away
My Greatest Power
Not one of us
One Step Ahead
Out in the woods
Out there
Part of Their World
Part of Their World (reprise)
Poor Unfortunate Souls
Poor Unfortunate Souls (Reprise)
Pretty Prince
Prince Authen (Reprise)
Prince Authen (Song)
Revenge Is Such a Beautiful Word
Royally Ever After (song)
Shooting Star (Gianna Kosta Remix)
Someday Away
Tears to Mourn
Tell me I'm adored
That's my lullaby
The Ballad of the Beast
The Changix
The Demise Boy
The Handy Man
The Mighty Guarder
The Phoenix Flame
The Phoenix Have Arrived
We'll do Better
We're the Same
We are one
Welcome To HungKung
When He Loved Me
Who Am I
Wish Granted
You're Only Second Mate
Your Fault
C.B.S High School songs
Deleted Songs
That's my lullaby (reprise)